What a relief to discover Elomi, which caters to those of us who are magnificently endowed and still want to look hot and sassy, even though the girls weigh five pounds each. I am a 32DDDDDD, or 32J, or 32GG or... The sizes change depending on the country they are made in, and the manufacturer's own mysterious sizing. But having been fit in the lingerie store for Elomi bras, I now know definitively that I am a 32GG in this brand. And that gives me power. Power to get the most awesome bras for the girls, whenever and wherever they go on sale! And when I love them, yeah, I'll throw down a Benjamin for that baby! For example, the searingly perfect Elomi Sachi Strappy Underwire Plunge, with top-loaded criss-cross straps that are meant to be seen. Paid full dollar for that baby in purple-plum and I have just ordered my second in leopard-print from Amazon for $60. But I digress. Now, this bra. It. Fits. Perfectly. Having searched my entire life for a red bra that actually fits and isn't made for someone who doesn't need a bra at all, it was truly a eureka moment when I put it on. As I held it in my hands after taking it off, I realized I have, in fact, never owned a red bra until this moment. That is a tragedy to be addressed elsewhere, but meanwhile, I am so excited that I took two pictures to show you. (Which also show you my newly added COVID 15, and ALL AROUND MY WAIST AS USUAL, f***! But never mind...) I know. I suck at taking pix, yeah me, the former cinematography student, but I wanted you to see what really rocks about a perfectly fitting bra. I am now 65 and without a bra, the girls would drop like stones. I'm not kidding when I say 5 pounds each. But this bra perfectly distributes the volume and supports that volume all the way around the side of the bra, without flattening the breasts' natural pretty curves in front. The key to all this is getting the band size right. It's just as important as the cup size. Although I am 5'9" and 152 lb. this morning, I have a slender build, small chest and gigantic jugs. Finally, Elomi and I have found each other.